There are some things I just can’t wrap my head around. Things like:

1. Hacking email accounts. Ok I could understand if you hacked someone who had a ton of contacts who might be interested in your viagra but me? Really? I don’t have that many contacts and none of them need or want viagra. Yea dumbasses, all you did was piss me off. Google apparently figured out it was spam cause it kicked everything back and no one (as far as I know) actually got the spam. Dumbasses. As of this morning the account is recovered and if you receive email from me today and in the future it’s not spam.

2. The hatred of Apple products. I get stating that you don’t like them and they aren’t for you. I feel that way. But I don’t spend time tweeting, blogging, or even bickering with people whom have Apple products about how much I don’t like them. Obviously they have a place in our technological world, get over it! Dumbasses.

3. The iPhone vs Android arguments. I don’t give a flying crap that some people feel that Motorola Droid is an iPhone competitor. I don’t give a flying crap that some people feel Google purposely encroached on the iPhone market when they changed the design of Motorola Droid (duh fucknuts, that is business!). If you have an iPhone and are happy with it…..good for you! If you have a Droid and are happy with it…..good for you! If you have anything else and are happy with it……good for you! I am very happy with my phone but I would never suggest to anyone that it’s better than another phone. Not everyone uses smartphones in the same manner and people have to find what is perfect for them. And I swear if I ever hear “but iPhone has thousands more apps available” I am going to start swinging. Am I going to add those thousands more apps to my phone? NO dumbasses! Your argument isn’t valid!

4. People who spend time researching what carseats are safest for their newborn and then use their phones to talk or text while driving said newborn around town. What’s the point of searching for a safe carseat if you are going to purposely endanger the child anyway with your negligence? Or how about those people who want to appear like ambassadors for children and yet drive around town talking on the phone or texting. Just because your kids aren’t in the car doesn’t mean you get to endanger mine or anyone elses. Dumbasses!

5. People who bitch about others using the cellphone while driving and then do it themselves (AHEM DEAR HUBBY!). As I tell my kids all the time, treat others as you wish to be treated. Spend some time cutting off people and driving like a dumbass because it is suddenly so important that you must text your bff about that hot guy you met at the bar last night IN THE MIDDLE OF 5PM TRAFFIC and you are going to have others do it to you. Don’t bitch about it dumbass, you deserve it!

6. People who walk against a pedestrian light and stare at you as if they have the right of way. Technically speaking you don’t. Got the red hand and you decide to jump out in front of me and I will heavily consider not stopping. If you are too blind to see that glaring red hand, get a seeing eye dog. Dumbasses.

Ok, just needed to let that all out. I get so frustrated with people sometimes. Life is pretty simple and yet so many people seem to think the universe revolves around them and they make all the rules. I got one word to describe them. Dumbasses.

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