***DO NOT READ IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!*****
If anyone wins most embarrassing moment, I think I got it in the bag. The other night my hubs and I enjoyed some adult time. With three kids we get creative to keep things interesting, not to mention adult time isn’t too often these days due to being pretty tired. So we had our fun time and I thought things got put away. Boy was I wrong. Apparently my two younger went into our bedroom looking for a book or something. My 5 yo son comes out with an unmentionable.
To say I turned red is an understatement. I made a fire engine jealous! Even worse is the fact that my husband was rolling on the floor gasping for air and my children discussing said unmentionable. It pretty much went something like this:
Lil man: What is this?
Middle DD: It’s a ray gun!
Eldest DD: noooo it’s a pink worm!
Lil Man: Momma, what is this? Gun or pink worm?
Me: OMG! *grabs unmentionable and hides head*
Hubs is turning blue at this point
Lil man: Well what does pink worm do???
Eldest: It wiggles
Daddy: It’s mommy’s massager! *Tells eldest to hush up*
Lil Man: BUT WHAT DOES IT DO!!!????!!!!
Eldest: Makes you feel good
Daddy continues laughing and I hide
I later come out to find out that they found it underneath the bed. When I hid, the “special” drawer was closed so I am certain they don’t know about that drawer. I hope.