Kids + Sex Toys = Embarrasment
***DO NOT READ IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!*****
If anyone wins most embarrassing moment, I think I got it in the bag. The other night my hubs and I enjoyed some adult time. With three kids we get creative to keep things interesting, not to mention adult time isn’t too often these days due to being pretty tired. So we had our fun time and I thought things got put away. Boy was I wrong. Apparently my two younger went into our bedroom looking for a book or something. My 5 yo son comes out with an unmentionable.
Picture Courtesy of SexyToys.com
To say I turned red is an understatement. I made a fire engine jealous! Even worse is the fact that my husband was rolling on the floor gasping for air and my children discussing said unmentionable. It pretty much went something like this:
Lil man: What is this?
Middle DD: It’s a ray gun!
Eldest DD: noooo it’s a pink worm!
Lil Man: Momma, what is this? Gun or pink worm?
Me: OMG! *grabs unmentionable and hides head*
Hubs is turning blue at this point
Lil man: Well what does pink worm do???
Eldest: It wiggles
Daddy: It’s mommy’s massager! *Tells eldest to hush up*
Lil Man: BUT WHAT DOES IT DO!!!????!!!!
Eldest: Makes you feel good
Daddy continues laughing and I hide
I later come out to find out that they found it underneath the bed. When I hid, the “special” drawer was closed so I am certain they don’t know about that drawer. I hope.
Mine is three now and she found one of mine that me and the hubbs forgot to put away. So you’re not alone in this.
OMG Well, they were not wrong about what it does! ROFL THAT is too damn funny… but i CAN imagine that kind of embarrassment. Good that it happened this young instead of when they are old enough to almost know what it is.
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LOL it’s just like in that pic and um yea the oldest figured it out quick. She has since informed us that she has really gross parents.
It becomes embarrassment when small kids ask questions about these sex toys. And hence we get plunged into that situation that we have to determine whole of the situation.
Ha I had that happen only it was a double and it was a teenager that went out side the apartment with it waving it around the other kids and adults alike… lordy was I pissed…..
At least it didn’t happen at an airport. I was in line the other week and this woman had to have her bag searched and when they found her “toys” some kid asked their mom what that was. Talk about embarrassing! It can happen to anyone so don’t feel embarrassed.
LOL! That is the funniest!