This page is devoted to me recording some of the most hilarious things that have come from my children. I have a tendency to forget about some of their goofball things. I wanted a way to document and reminisce. This page will be updated anytime my youngins have a moment of sheer brilliance.
10/27/2009 Molly – looks at Metallica concert ticket stub. “Mom, you said you had nosebleeder seats”. I respond “Yes, we did”. Molly says “No you didn’t, it says Upper Level. It doesn’t say Nosebleeder on here anywhere”.
10/29/09 Molly, Claire, and I are walking back to the office from the corner store. Claire is in front of me and I notice she has a bit of a booty shake as she walks. I inform her to stop walking that way. Molly, whom is behind me, says “Well I know where she got her booty shake from….MAMA”.
10/31/09 Upon receiving Halloween cards in the mail (by my mother in law) Alex starts yelling, “I GOT EMAIL! I GOT EMAIL!”
11/02/09 Molly starts her usual tirade of “let’s annoy claire”. After 15 minutes I hear Claire scream “Stop it you B-I-T-C-H (and rightfully so because Molly was seriously being a pain)”. When I did my “momma is not pleased with you” name call (clairenonyabizness said extremely fast) she instantly responds “Mom, I spelled it. It’s not cussing if you spell it!”.
11/03/09 While watching season premiere of V, Mr P. asks Alex to come sit in his lap. Alex responds with “No daddy, your farts are toxic”.
11/07/09 While I am in the shower Alex insists on brushing his teeth. When he is done he informs me that I must smell his armpits. I do and they smell perfumey. I ask him what it is, he replies with “Sauce”. What? I ask him to show me what it is. Degree Deodorant.
11/10/09 Girls and Alex are on the floor rolling a ball to each other. Alex stalls the game and the girls procees to yell at him. Suddenly I hear “Stop yelling at me! I am thinking about my options”.
11/18/09 Just got home and I am looking to change clothes into something comfy. I root through a drawer of undies and socks. Molly is standing next to me and yells “Ew! Mom, you have stripper underwear!!! GROSS!
