You have heard that question, “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”. I am pretty sure everyone has thought about what they would do if a massive amount of money came to them. It’s easy to spend that money if you are the average person. I often wonder, what would I do [...]

I need a labotomy. I really, really, really do. I got started on the crafty stuff we are giving for Christmas. But I got to thinking about how much we are going to need. For our party on the 12th I dreamed that everyone would take home a jar of my apple butter. That’s like [...]